Daily scrum haiku

I couldn’t resist adding a third verse (although I’m not entirely sure Haiku have verses) to address the most common problem in daily scrums:

In the daily scrum,

each team member, standing up,

answers three questions

What was done before?

What am I doing today?

Are there obstacles?

Talk to each other

and not to the Scrum Master.

Sync up, don’t report.